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| All ye who enter! | 
We all remember that time in the bar when people are drunk enough to  disclose their past lives. Some were daughters of Persian kings. Some  were sons of Persian kings. Some were Persian kings. Most of the others  were either Einstein or James Dean. Well, I have recently realised that I  was the last dragon. There is something about 
Bhutan that is so much  better than erstwhile Persia or the US. I couldnt have been anywhere  else. And the fact that I was born and settled in the plains is simply  God's way of playing a joke. 
A land locked away and kept a mystery to most who cannot afford it, 
 Bhutan has been my preferred Shangri La after 
Ladakh. The water is pure.  The people are pure. The alcohol is cheap. The cigarettes are illegal.  Its how life should be. The fact that I love it is cliched and quite an  understatement. After you have somehow escaped 
Assam, 
Bhutan feels like  one of those lost paradises that movies keep talking about. A four-hour  journey from Agra to Delhi felt taxing. A 6-hour journey from Gelephu to  Wangdue felt like a dream.
The people have their priorities right. The king has his priorities  right. To match the abstract notion of Gross National Happiness in such a  way that you see the tangibility on the people's faces... I dont  believe that even the most famous address on Janpath could do that.
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| The custodians of Wangdue | 
I started off in Gelephu. The border town is just waking up. No one  really knows about it. None of the drivers at the Guwahati airport knew  where it was. I was in love with it already. A 6-hour drive through  villages where women wore their Sarees like the latest Chanel evening  gowns, and I was in. The mystery was backed by this elaborate gateway in  the middle of no-where and with the hills just rising beyond it. It is  only in Gelephu that you can see some of the smaller factors that  contribute to the happiness - the Druk and army distilleries. A Black  label here and I am ready for whatever Bhutan throws at me. 
The next day was reserved for Wangdue. Another 6 hours and I was finally  at a place where the only sound I could hear is of the river, where  there is no mobile network and where "no wireless networks found" is a  very prompt message that has undertones of "what the hell are you thinking!!".  This considering the fact that the place I am staying at is only 5 min  away from the road. And this is not my vacation. A walk through the old  dzong brings out laughing novices, stern monks and a walk outside brings  out the colourful bazaars. Wangdue is where the heart is. Do you  remember the old worn posters stuck behind the back of autos, the ones  that you chuckled on and considered cliches just because it was  virutally impossible to find such a place ? Well, this is what I saw  from my balcony . The green river roared and tumbled. Behind it, a hill  rises that is covered by creepers and trees that I have to say are lush  and green for lack of creativity in finding a better description. I was  home, and there is no other place that I would rather be.
From Wangdue, I headed towards el capitol... probably the biggest city  in Bhutan. Thimphu is known for a lot - for the dzong, for the king, for  the medicine, for the crafts, for a lot. But Thimphu is incomplete  without the night. It is only then that the oysters and the oyster  bazaars come out. It is only then that you can get to clubs called Om Bar  that boast of Thimphu's budding and awesome nightlife. While you spend  the night on blues and druk 11000, it is only now that you realise that  the whole issue about Bhutan fighting its past with its present is not  really a fight, but a gradual blend. The same women looking so homely in  their kiras do let their hair down and groove to Joplin and CSNY. What  would life be without drinking under the stars listening to Clapton in a  land known more for not being known about that much. 
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| The Punakha dzong | 
Thimphu also opens the gates to Paro - where they built a monastery in a  crack on the mountain face more than 200 years ago. With such names as  the tiger's nest and the whole buildup to the nest (you can only hike up  to the place... a hike of 3-4 hours), you can see the glamour that  stems from the mystery. And it all seems worth it. When the monastery  does unfold in front of you, you do not miss the lost fat or the fact  that you had to wake up early. All you realise is that it is not hard to  gain enlightenment if you stay in a place like this. 
Phuntsoeling turned out to be my last stop in Bhutan. The gateway city  again humiliates you. On this side is a bit of Europe, except that the  theme for the day is 
Himalayan Buddhism. Clean roads, smart places for  beef and red rice, ordered gardens, prayer wheels.... on the other side  is a an absolute mess, with too many people and too many paan stains. 
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| Bridge over the river Teesta | 
Darjeeling turned out to be better than usual. The killing and the  apprehension of a strike helped take all the Mr. Bannerjees and their  chunnu munnus out of 
Darjeeling, leaving the place very British and very  likeable - the way it should have been. It is only when you dont have  to see where you are going that you can actually lift your head and  check out the former movie theater that is now the municipality building  and the post office. 
It is only then that you thank god that 
Bhutan is not an Indian state  and realise that West Bengal does not deserve 
Darjeeling. As I follow my  route again, I am reminded of the discussion that I was having with the  editor of NGT-ZA. We were discussing why two sides of the border were  so different and I said that it is because of the number of people.  
Bhutan had only 934000 people to manage compared to India's 1.1 billion.  "It might seem like a very good reason, but it isnt", was her  reply."Its the reason alright. Its just not a good enough excuse",  observed her photographer. These were the opening statements while we  dived back into the land of the thunder dragon.
It is very weird. The other day I was reading this article by someone  from somewhere who said that the environment was not his primary problem  as he was bothered with bigger issues like poverty etc. The only  difference between 
Bhutan and India is that we have not yet realised  that all the problems are interconnected. In fact, we would have had a more effective government only if  politicians travelled more.